We used to repeat short verses in which shit and pee play the main role until our mothers and fathers drove us crazy. We asked Plus Readers via Facebook which rhymes they still remember. The 9 funniest in a row.
1. Aunt Keetje
Do you know,
Aunt Keetje,
farted,
On top of the tablecloth.
Uncle Jan,
That shocked it,
And spread it on his sandwich.
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2. Cent
Under the table lay a penny,
“Moe, can I have that penny?”
‘No, it belongs to Dad’
“Shall I call him?”
‘No, he’s pooping’
“Shall I give him a call?”
“No, he’s counting his droppings.”
3. Pastor
Tarara boomdiee,
the fat pastor,
who had burned his ass,
already on the edge of the stove,
then he had to go to the toilet
he took his pipe with him,
he let a hard pressure,
then his pipe broke.
4. Constant
Constant has a rocking horse,
Without head and without tail,
He rides around the world with it,
Just naked…
5. Fat butt
Under Mathil’s table,
There sat Miss Fat Bil.
Fat Bil is her name,
She farted a hundred.
Every fart that weighed a pound,
There was Miss Fat Ass.
6. Aaltje
Aaltje sat on a pole,
broke the pole,
and Aaltje was in the cow poop.
7. Aunt Greet
today deceased,
our aunt Greet.
Her last cry
was a clattering fart,
that slid across the table into the pisspot.
8. Shop of Sinkel
Everything is for sale in the Sinkel store,
hats and caps and ladies’ corsets.
candy to snack on,
and pills to defecate.
9. Milk
Milk is good for everyone,
but not for little Jan because it pisses him off.
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